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Scott's Silly Answers
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Why did God create mosquitoes?	Green eggs and ham: eat it or scram?
Where does belly button lint come from?	What’s so amazing about saying grace?
How many Weet-Bix to change a lightbulb?	Is there any sense in superstitions?
How much wood would a woodcuck chuck?	How much money do I need to be rich?
Why do some words have silent letters?	What happened to the dinosaurs?
How did Moses cross the Red Sea?	What did Samson’s hair have to do with his strength?
How can I have an effect on world hunger?	What’s wrong with people who can’t spell?
Why are there always carrots when . . .?	Is it lawful to swim on the Sabbath?
Why does toast land Marmite-side down?	What is truth? And how does it relate to potatoes?
How long is a piece of string?	What is the will of God?
How are you?	5Q4 > The Man With All The Silly Answers